So.... What's up with the cock shots?

I started to feel like, perhaps, I was giving off some type of strange, “I love dick pics!” vibe when I received my 3^rd unsolicited “sext” this year.  This time it was from a (roughly) 400lb man that works as a waiter at the 24-hour diner I frequent following a night out.  

(At this point you might be asking yourself “hmm… I wonder why she would give her phone number to the 400lb penis proud waiter at the diner?” It’s a fair question.  I’m not going to get into the details of how the number exchange took place right now, so just roll with it.  It’s weird, but it happened.  I am going to consider being more selective with my digits going forward though.)

I’m definitely friendly, and probably a little flirty, but I don’t feel as though I look like the type of girl that just can’t get her hands on enough pictures of penises (whatever a girl like that might look like??) I mean, when I think about guys I’ve liked, I almost never based my affection for them on their penis. (Almost never? Eh, probably never never.)

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the penis, and I’m glad men come with them!  But knowing you have one is probably enough for me if we’ve never been on a date before.  I don’t need to see it right off the bat. It’s not like getting carded at a bar. “Oh sorry fellas I’m gonna have to get a peek at you penis if we’re going to continue this conversation.”

I just don’t understand.  When a guy sends you a picture of his penis, what does he think you’re going to do with it? Stare at it and masturbate?  Seriously.  What do men imagine we do with these pictures? What’s the fantasy?

I can tell you what the reality is.  When a guy I just met texts me a picture of his junk, the first thing I usually do is show my friends.  Now, if my boyfriend or a guy I’m dating sent me a picture of, Mr. Johnson, I’d definitely respect their privacy, but since I’ve never received a penis pic from a guy I’m dating (seems ironic) it’s been a non-issue.  If you sent it, I shared it.

Having said that, once you send me your prized photo, and I show my friends, there is little chance I’m going to go out with you, let alone have sex with you.  I never want to have to explain to my girlfriends that my new boyfriend is the weirdo who texted me that dick pic a few weeks back that we had all laughed about.  So again I ask, what’s up with the cock shots?

 

One more thing!   

A friend, who knows my trouble with uninvited sexts, sent me this article. I’m going to start handing out copies when I meet guys.  

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