I spent some time reflecting on my dating life over the past year and here are some of the highlights.
I have had 3 different men send me unsolicited pictures of their penis.
I have dated....
- A guy who turned out to be a crazy stalker
- A man who didn’t know that grad school and med school were different, and therefore thought I was a doctor
- An ultra-conservative asshole who said “the problem is all those people on welfare who don’t work and spend my money on drugs and tattoos” (for the record I'm a liberal Social Worker)
- A guy who told me, within the first 10 minutes of our first date, that he hadn't had sex in 3 years
- A man who asked if he could lick my feet before he even knew my last name
- A guy who yelled at me at a bar because I wasn't sure when I would be free again
And..... Oh yeah, I slept with an ex-boyfriend. Twice.
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