Getting out of the picture exchange

At some point you might find yourself in a situation where someone is pressuring you to share pictures of yourself that you might not be comfortable with. If you find yourself in such a situation I encourage you to take a page from my playbook. Sometimes you can put those unwanted cock shots to good use.

A few months back, via text......

GUY: "Wanna trade cock and boob shots"

ME: "OK" (texted along with photo of a penis)

GUY: "What the f*** is that?!"

ME: "A penis. I thought you said you wanted to trade cock and boob pics"

 

A related note:

If you are going to send naked pictures of yourself to someone you should ask yourself a few of questions.

1. Is this really something I want to do?
2. Am I comfortable knowing that this picture is going to be shared with others?
3. Am I going to get what I want from sending this picture?
4. Is this the best view of me?

The last question is a pretty important one. I had a party around Christmas and one of my friends shared a picture with everyone that one of her friends had shared with her (did you get that?). It was a picture of a girl taking a picture of herself in the mirror, topless. This girl did not have a body designed for photography, but that wasn’t even the issue, and, to be honest, I kind of respect her confidence.

Anyway, in the picture, this poor girl was making a super awkward, kind of, dead in the eyes, face. Not flattering. Also, she was topless, but had her arm placed strategically across her chest completely covering her breasts, and so only revealing her curvy figure and stomach rolls.

Some would argue that she was covering the only part that made the picture necessary and salvageable. The expression on her face really was terrible, you'll just have to trust me on that. Boobs would have helped.

I would bet that if she considered my 4 questions she would have answered “No” to all of them and would have likely saved herself some embarrassment and regret. Think about it, people. Happy sexting!